Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015

bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

botfog

a word used to describe how sexy, beautiful, and smart someone named Sofia is.

Sofia is so botfog!!

by Sofia the coolest May 23, 2021

Botlhale

Absolute mad lad
Destroy your self-esteem at a moments notice
Mr Steal Your Girl
Good friend
Big dick
10/10 would recommend

1 : did you hear how Botlhale roasted Dan
2 : yea it was so bad even the teacher started laughing at him

by Balljugulus the mighty June 18, 2021

Bottleneck

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process

A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind

by NAHA31 October 13, 2021

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023