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Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016
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Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.
As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.
by Sweatpantsjohnson March 10, 2017
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Barf Boogers

When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"
Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".
by Lucious Von Danger Satan July 26, 2012
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boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.
Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021
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Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
by ninde January 17, 2008
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booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014
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booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.
Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.
by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013
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