blomf

Means to: Blow a Load On My Face

Oh baby I want you to blomf me!

Did you blomf her last night?

by SOMF:King November 7, 2011

blogfisher

A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.

OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.

by Rudester April 25, 2013

Blowfoot

The act of receiving a blowejob and getting a foot massage at the same time by the same partner.

Clayton's wife gave him a blowfoot when he came home from a hard days work.

by Huh!!! August 6, 2016

blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

blowfishlookingbitch

When a bitch has sucked so much dick to persuade mf in their favor that their jaws start to literally sag/hang from it being stuffed with so much sick sucking

She could always get to keep the kids because she is a blowfishlookingbitch

by Phafie Hoofjuice April 4, 2020

Bloof

The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.

The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.

by CascadiaSnow August 3, 2020

Bliffy

Greeting someone. Used as a name. Said to someone like a best friend or sibling, could be said to anyone that you like. Bliffy would kinda be like another word for someones appearance. But that one's appearance would be someone you get along with. Bliffy isnt a popular name, or trend. But is often used for calling someone your friend.

Man 1 walks into the room
Man 2: "Aye waddup Bliffy"

Bliffy: A word/name used to describe a friend

by 923n1t4 October 27, 2020