Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend

"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"

by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003

blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch

rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.

by lordblunkey February 20, 2005

bleepin'

an indescribable level of cool. The zenith of cool, if you will, like...if cool was a mountain......it would be the bleepin snow capped top

Kshh, Theodore is bleepin' kshh, over.

by DIana, with some help from smiley March 16, 2005

Bleep tha waterman

Hitting up your local drug dealer to see what he/she has.

"Dawg, I'm about to bleep tha waterman!"

by Jeffreh March 31, 2009

Blebhgish

To be bored by your surroundings. A general lack of interest for retarded people arround you, who can't seem to stop nagging your neck off and being complete and utter moron's because they lack a sense of common decency. They always seem to find a way to screw up your evening and make you feel bad about yourself.

Sexydroppii: "I spoke to 'he-who-must-not-be-named' tonight and after a couple of minutes I was like totally blebhgish!"

Hotredhead: "I had a conversation with this girl I know, and what seemed to be a nice conversation turned into a pitt full of blebhgish!"

by Hotredhead February 4, 2010

BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010

Bleepy Bison

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.

by justWink December 7, 2011