Bedmonster

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.

Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)

by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

Behon

1: To behone.
2: To be behont onto.

He behont the farglab to marmalade.

by Glazebla March 28, 2007

begonias

another word for generous sized breasts, boobs.

Today I had an excellent view of my neighbour's begonias when she was watering her oregano plants;)

by the spider dude March 29, 2008

belonephilia

An unnatural love of being stuck with needles

That patient has had three PRN IM shots and he is still acting out, I'm beginning to think he has belonephilia.

by papersadako September 9, 2009

Begon

A begon is someone who doesn’t fit in with the group, contribute to discussions and most of the time just stands there. Usually they will stare at you when you talk and like all your posts on Instagram in a burst.

“I really like Tyler but he’s such a begon, I wish he’d just say something instead of standing there!”

“Oscar liked all my posts on Instagram last night, he’s turning into a begon”

by yungdaggerdickthatsmyhandleyuh January 10, 2019

Bemen

Semen extracted from a male bee.

That bee really had a full load of bemen.

by Timmy Tots May 12, 2008

Belmont

A cigarette brand. 'Strong', but not nasty-tasting. Also called Bellies.

"(8) I like my cigarettes stronnngg but like a Belmont." - Me, copyrighted.

by BelmontGirl December 10, 2009