Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

Bassem

Bassem; noun. A kind fellow who is kind, hot and famous. Mostly recognized for his relationship with Carly Rae Jepsen.

Person 1: Did you see Carly's new boyfriend.
Person 2: omg, Bassem? He's so hot!

by erinxoxoxoxoxo November 29, 2012

basementlessness

A house or dwelling that has no basement..

i bought my house on account of its basementlessness, it is cheaper to insure and there is less to flood

by Renee622 November 22, 2010

Basement Flooded

where you get wet. down in your privates

I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.

by rybcn87 January 31, 2018

discord moderator basement

where discord moderators stay 24/7, never touching grass

what is sleep? i only know discord moderator basement

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Basementalism

The doctrine of uncovering & circulating grimy, lyrical and unapologetic hip-hop.

Harold: "Did you hear that new Young Money song on the radio"

Matt: "Nope. Basementalism only plays real hip-hop."

by TychoBachman April 7, 2010