by DankLicious December 14, 2014
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The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010
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1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008
Get the Turkey Basted mug.I saw a guy get barred up today because the glare of his bald head shined brightly into someone's eyes.
by XxCra5hxX October 8, 2015
Get the Barred Up mug.When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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Get the wasted basted mug.greatest player in the Australian football league, one the 2007 brownlow medal to go along with the premiership medallion one a few days after. famously turned up to the brownlow count minus a gf as she "was in denmark" and instead brought his best mate tim callen.
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