douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014

Flesh barrel

When you place a penis deep inside a female's sex organs, similar surfing deep inside a barrel

Dude I hit that flesh barrel harder than Alana Blanchard hits anything in the ocean

by Gumnut May 2, 2014

Leaky Barrel

Refers to one's penis which can not stop ejaculating

Isaiah, Your mom gave me a leaky barrel.

by J.c.p March 12, 2017

Boston Barrel

A gathering of aggressive (and sometimes violent) homosexual men. Typically found at a gaydium. Many of whom are self proclaimed Boston Brothers.

Hey Steve, did you see those Boston Brothers at the gaydium yesterday? It was a real Boston Barrel in there!

by Adam7288 April 6, 2019

Rain-Barreling

When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.

Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.

Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020