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Arkansased

1. Shooting a duck while it's sitting on the water or a pheasant while it's on the ground.

2. Getting hit really hard.
1. Zeke Arkansased the mallard after it landed on the lake.
2. Beth was almost Arkansased by a car while crossing the street.
by Westside T October 30, 2015
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Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.
Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."
by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010
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Taylor Arkansas

a boring little town in south Arkansas. Full of mostly druged out beer swilling dirt bags with very few decent people.
I am happy as hell I don't live in Taylor Arkansas!
by jbw003 March 5, 2010
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jacksonville arkansas

A place where you can't buy alcohol at all but every gas station sells pre-blown meth pipes and pot bongs right over the counter.
"Jacksonville Arkansas walmart is always filled with at least 20 to 40 tweakers at all times after hours"
by rhymenocerous420 February 28, 2009
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arkansas

it came before kansas by 9 states, therefore it should not be viewed as a permutation of kansas. its pronunciation comes from the combination of indian tribe names that make up the state's official name. sure, not many people here know how to pronounce things correctly (they often add syllables and unnecessary plurality), but give them credit where credit is due: pig sooie, woo!
"Whach you do last nigh?"
"Drunk myssef some beeruh"

"Whach you doin' today?"
"Imma goin' to Wal-Marts"
by arkansan, beotch. April 16, 2005
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Arkansas

by dorm_dude August 15, 2003
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Arkansas City

Bob: "This club blows"

Jim: "Yeah. It's so Arkansas City"
by Mit Miller June 30, 2008
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