amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 7, 2009

amishbagpipe

When one person blows corn into a girls pussy and then eats it out!

I wanna amishbagpipe you! Wanna amishbagpipe?

by Dirtybird88 February 21, 2014

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 10, 2010

Amish Toothbrush

When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth

jessica likes my Amish Toothbrush

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

Amish

A religion that doesn't bathe or use modern convenience.

What goes clippity-clop, bang-bang, clippity-clop? An Amish drive-by shooting!

by Piznimp October 21, 2003

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009