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Passive Aggressive Road Rage

When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)
Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!

Playfully aggressive 

When a woman becomes unreasonably spiteful and insults you on a daily basis out of nowhere.
M: "Have you gone mad? Why have you started to treat me like shit?"
W: " I have not, it's called being playfully aggressive"

passive aggressive income 

An income stream that was supposed to be easy but turns out to be hard work and difficult to extract money from due to reluctant or uncooperative people involved who try to avoid paying
My rental house is a great source of passive aggressive income; my tenants are 5 weeks behind on rent, yet they keep complaining and demanding I pay to fix little holes in the fly screens made by their cats, then the agent tried to double bill me for fees as well, I have to work so hard chasing this money that it doesn't seem worth it.

passive aggressive 

The term "passive-aggressive" was introduced in a 1945 U.S. War Department technical bulletin, describing soldiers who weren't openly insubordinate but shirked duty through procrastination, willful incompetence, and so on.
While everyone thought the young man was just dumb, the fact is he was merely being passive aggressive so he wouldn't have to do all of the work.
passive aggressive by Signmeup November 8, 2008

assive aggressive 

like being passive aggressive, but not passive and much assier.
That dick-hole said I was being assive aggressive. I told him to fuck off in his face. Assive aggressive.
assive aggressive by Turk Menistan October 22, 2010

passive aggressive 

Showing disrespect towards others by way of lack of action or supposed forgetfulness.
Jim was downright passive aggressive towards Pete by "forgetting" to pay off his debt.