amnesian

the state of having amnesia

David: Dude, do you remember that one time when we went to Busch Gardens and you were too chicken to go on sheikra?

Brian: Uhh no, man. Have you forgotten that I'm amnesian?

by ilikepieee May 24, 2009

stomach amnesia

your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.

a valid excuse for greedy people.

Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!

Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.

by beatboxx April 26, 2011

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014

Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.

Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia

by Captian Lion February 28, 2011

Voter Amnesia

When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.

Voter amnesia is very common in the United States.

by Spicyspectrum April 28, 2021

Amnesiac groundhog

A person (most likely a woman) who is so politically absorbed that they lose the ability to think critically.

The View minus Whoopie, as well as people like Rachel Maddow and Nicolle Wallace are so politically absorbed in our political and media culture that they became a party of amnesiac groundhogs. To be fair to the women, there's one guy who fits that description: Chuck Todd.

by Sexydimma April 2, 2022

Cyber Amnesia

In the case of online dating websites or smartphone apps, cyber amnesia is when one person sends a message to someone they have previously spoken to under the premise that they have never spoken before. This often happens when someone changes a profile picture, username, or profile information. It can seem rather awkward or strange to the person who does remember the previous conversation(s).

User1: Hey

User2: Hi, I think we spoke before. I'm (name), remember?

User1: Um I'm not sure... I'm (name).

User2: Yeah.... I know...

User1: Oops, sorry. Just had a bit of cyber amnesia right there. Of course I remember you! (probably doesn't)

by notsureifwemetbefore October 10, 2013