yoink

The official expression of an illegitimate transaction.

"Yoink!" Grabs objects and quickly disperses

by Adam21 September 6, 2006

yoink

To legally steal an item from someone, by proclaiming the word "Yoink!"

Me:(eating candy bar) mmmmm this candy bar is good.
Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink!, its mine now
Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule

by no o your bizz January 14, 2008

Yoink

An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.

Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!



see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html

by J. Marcson July 20, 2008

yoink

A word coined for "The Simpsons." It is the noise made by one of the characters in the show when they swipe or grab an object away from another character. The word was created by longtime Simpsons writer George Meyer, who claims that he was inspired by The Flintstones in coining the word.

Homer said yoink when he grabbed the hot dog from Bart.

by Donald Byrne January 28, 2008

yoinky

Quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a substitute for multiple terms in calculus functions

"His yoinky wife agitated the entire school board"

"This salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, Lester."

To find the length of 'C', apply the yoinky theorem: A squared + B squared = C squared

by Sam May 6, 2003

yoink is the rule

The rule that states when a person is in a position to steal, or yoink from another, one must do so.

Herbie could not decide whether to turn right into the parking garage ahead of the vehicle waiting in the street to make a left into the same garage. As he pulled into the garage ahead of the other vehicle, he remembered, "Yoink is the rule!"

by smeg brundle February 19, 2008

yoink

YoinK is a long neck giraffe on Newgrounds

OMG, I want to lick your neck YoinK

by j00r mom October 9, 2003