where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
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YOGHO
• Yoghon
• Yoghoste
• yoohoo
• yogo
• yoghurt weaver
• Yoghurt
• Yoghurt Male
• yogha
• Yoholler
Gender: male
Personality type : Yoghurty
A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..
He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.
He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.
They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.
They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Personality type : Yoghurty
A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..
He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.
He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.
They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.
They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Friend 1 “ Hey did you see justin and that girl the other day, never guess what just went up on his instagram story”
Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “
Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”
Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand”
Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “
Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”
Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand”
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As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.
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The small spurting blurp which erupts on occasion from a container of yoghurt as the foil cap is being loosened.
Ken looked down, cursing. The key lime pie yoghasm had sprayed all over his new necktie, 15 minutes before the meeting with his boss. So much for asking for a raise.
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