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Workache

The feeling of pain for being at work, or pain caused from work which includes and not limited to; headache, annoyance, bane, distress, frustration, hassle, inconvenience, irritation, pain in the neck, stress, worry.

Workache can be a long-term sickness, treatable only by time off work, preferably on a relaxing long holiday.
Work Colleague - what's up? you don't look well

You - suffering a bit of workache

You - it's been a long day, got a bit of a workache now
by GladiatorBL November 10, 2010
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workasm

The feeling you get when an attractive co-worker walks around the office.
Justin: Did you see what Jan was wearing today?

Carl: Yeah. She gave me a workasm.
by Hatrix November 19, 2007
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wordalerd

dave: this band is good
curt: wordalerd
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Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic
Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
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wordaggage

An excess of words caused by the mental stress of information overload thus interfering with the ability to concisely formulate effective language. The weight of wordaggage passes personal baggage on to others.
Hey, keep your load to yourself. Your heavy wordaggage verbiage is overloading my audio input valve. Can you connect your mind to mouth and condense your point?
by Star Blazer July 2, 2009
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wormage

The act of word-worming rather than book worming. The digestion of language rather than typical ingestion. Wormers compose fresh worldly word material directly from the ethers.
Wow, this morning I woke up from dreaming full of (wormage). I had to excrete immediately, grabbed my pen and wrote five new words that came from nowhere somewhere.
by Star Blazer July 15, 2009
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Wordagraphing

Slurring words into a whole paragraph formation.

This sounds just like drunkanese but without the alcohol. It's a pattern of speech that is slurred and sounds almost like growling. It usually comes out of an older male that has previously spent many hours of his life in a bar. He is used to this pattern of speech and is, oddly enough, stuck in this style without drinking.

If you have ever typed without using a spacebar and read it aloud, this is what wordagraphing sounds like.
It takes me awhile to decipher wordagraphing. Tom called me and asked, "heydoyouwannagooutforluchnextweek?" I sat in a delay as I processed the sounds I heard, trying to figure out the breaks in his words.

Tom is a wordagrapher.

The person who wordagraphs gets a lot of these responses, "huh?", "come again?", "what?", "please?", "I don't know", "one more time?", "excuse me?".
by Marnishka November 30, 2009
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