Slurring words into a whole paragraph formation.

This sounds just like drunkanese but without the alcohol. It's a pattern of speech that is slurred and sounds almost like growling. It usually comes out of an older male that has previously spent many hours of his life in a bar. He is used to this pattern of speech and is, oddly enough, stuck in this style without drinking.

If you have ever typed without using a spacebar and read it aloud, this is what wordagraphing sounds like.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods