Winston Aim

A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston

That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.

by Rico Brazilman September 24, 2022

Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.

“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”

by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019

Winston

A sexy ass man who is loved by every being on planet earth.

Bro he gets so much pussy.

That must be a Winston

by Wins.o9 November 29, 2021

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019