Winooze

bad bad bad

winooze luk

by gorfezzee May 26, 2020

Coming down with a case of the Winonas

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.

Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."

by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Winduism

Winduism (win-doo-iz-um) n.
A religion based on the belief that Kamikaze is a living god. Creation of Winduism dates back to 1281 A.D. on a small island on the southwest coast of Japan. Those who believe in Winduism (Winduists), believe that Kamikaze is an unquestionable force and that they live and die to serve his cause. All Winduists are prepared and required to die for Kamikaze, those who die for Winduist beliefs are believed to have died in the highest honor possible and will find a place forever in paradise.

(Random Guy) Sup Kami?
(Kamikaze) I am not your god non-believer...
(Random Guy) Wtf???
(Winduist) You must believe in Winduism to live...
(Random Guy) You're not a god you...
(Kamikaze) *Kills non-believer*

by KamikazeHD May 5, 2008

Wino

A female alcoholic.Pretends to be posh and sophisticated,but is really just a cheap druggie.

That lady was a real wino.

by SomeoneNew November 14, 2011

Camp Winaukee

see Winaukee - it is the same definition.

I went to Winaukee for 9 years.

by fizzeh February 2, 2005

windu

a white hindu. dey wear turbans and the whole get up.

jeezy! look at dat! i windu! i guess you got expect dat in vancity eh?

by ~kate~ July 5, 2006