weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.

T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*

by Tequillur March 23, 2018

weesner

Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner

v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."

by jp444 November 5, 2018

Weiner Cap

WEANER cap is the simple dark red tip of ur Willy after you beat the absolute fuck out of it for a solid 37 minutes.

Damn, my Weiner Cap is almost purple nigga.

by Narcfucc May 29, 2019

weinerwear

Scant underwear or bathing suits for men, such as thongs or half-thongs, that emphasize the presence of their genitalia, usually worn by sponosexuals.

At poolside, we were completely distracted by the male servers sporting weinerwear.

by Metaphoru April 26, 2019