Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

dank web

An unseen yet terrifying part of the World-Wide-Web wich contains 70% of what you can't see with browsers such as Google, Yahoo!, ...
Most of the time, this is used as a term to referrence the deep web.

You'll only find this in the dank web, my dude.

by FuccUrEars February 11, 2017

Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers

Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"

by Rob Humm February 17, 2009

Web 4.0

Internet experience paradigm in which TCP/IP protocol is governed by the self-referential attribute of blockchain technology.

The self-referential web.

Web 4.0 offers a world in which trust is redundant and unnecessary; no one can be anyone other than who they say they are.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 12, 2018

web herring

Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue

Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?

by nikolaisen51 February 15, 2009

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023