whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.

David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.

by David Marcus October 27, 2004

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wiggety wiggety whack

crazy, abnormal, out of sync with reality

likely to have originated from the Kriss Kross song Jump; has since appeared in the lyrics of other hip-hop and rap songs

The polls have always been wiggety wiggety whack -- think back to New Hampshire.

by CaMind March 10, 2009

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whack

As used by The Token Black Guy in films, in order to illustrate that he is, indeed, The Token Black Guy

"I'm The Token Black Guy. Das Whack!"

by jonny hopper November 6, 2003

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v:1) often associated with Italian mafia stereotypes from television, synonymous with assassinate. 2) To strike. 3) sometimes used as slang for masturbation
n:1) A phrase in text often surrounded in an explosion star used occasionally to display a superhero striking a villian in a comic book or cartoon. 2) A strike or attempt at something.
adj: An idea or concept that is outrageous or crazy.

v1) "I could whack my own mother!" - Mobster, the 'Simpsons'
v2) The brother whacked his younger sibling with the stick.
v3) I'm going to go whacking when I get home.
n1) "Whack, pow!" - Batman
n2) Sure, I'll give it a whack.
adj) "Man, that is so WHACK!" - Robert Beron, 'Everybody loves Ray'

by TheWanderer November 23, 2004

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sack whack

a vicious frontal attack on one's genitals

also can be referred to as a jimmy sack whack or a jimmy tap

"Hey whats up, Owwww...Why'd you give me a jimmy tap?"

by Beegis June 23, 2006

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playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

by SamuraiSevens November 8, 2008

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