ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Trumpstacle

Any obstacle for the Trump administration or pro Trump can also be a Trumpstacle for the left opposition

President Trump pushed legislation that the democratic party opposes it's another obstacle or Trumpstacle.

by Petesbeeps May 5, 2017

trumpatrophy

The diseased state of Trump staffers’ brains, shrunk to the lowest common denominator imaginable.

Omarosa has unmasked the true depth of trumpatrophy that exists and is shared by all in this house of idiots.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2018

Trumpathon

A term coined to describe a culturally sick presidency drawn out to such a degree as to be way too fucking much.

It was a four-year marathon greed nightmare bringing us all to the brink of war; it was the Trumpathon.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2019

Trumpster Fire

A fuck up of presidential proportions.

The POTUS tax returns are a real Trumpster Fire.

by Foxy Bob April 17, 2019

Miami Trumpet

Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.

My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.

by Jim Skalicious February 2, 2008

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002