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Trumpotomy
an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized
OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!
Trumpotomy by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019
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Trumpteezer
def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
Trumpstank
Trumpstank
def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus
see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus
see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
Trumpotomy
A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., [Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.
My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.
Trumpotomy by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019
Trumpster Fire
1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.
- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.
2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'
- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.
2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'
Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.
Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.
Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.
Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017
Trumpitis
A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.
We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.
Trumpitis by Waldomarty February 8, 2017