trying to kill

zack: hey u dumb ass, go fuck urself
retard: starts crying*
wiz: stop trying to kill on that retard
zack: sorry i cant help it

by WIZ February 17, 2005

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Trying

Something that doesn't matter if the dick is less than 6 inch.

Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.

It's at that point you realize you have 80% of the men competing for 20% (less than if you assume some of them are lying to delude themselves into believe that there male friends that they aren't willing to fuck or their average dick sons have a chance. Which they don't by the way. They will be second-class citizens for the rest of their lives. Like, living during Jim Crow. They'll be "equal" but separate (inferior).) And they reason this is the case is that dick size is the determining factor of whether or not a relationship works. You fuck an average dick. You will cheat. "Small dick" is synonymous with "bad sex". And all of the other things women like are code words for what they actually care about. Confidence (Is previously having sex with other women). Big Dick Energy (The unearned confidence that comes with having a big dick). Hygiene (Something that doesn't matter if women Aren't going to fuck you), Work ethic (Doesn't Matter if women Aren't going to sleep with you), "Game" (Tricking a women into thinking you have a higher quality than other men so that you fuck them). None of that matters if the end result is temporary success while the woman your with waits around to find a bigger cock. All of this just makes trying pointless and justifies hating people who literally think you are an inferior class of person due to an immutable quality.

by Hym Iam January 5, 2021

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you trying to catch these hands

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically

Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉

by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016

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trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

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