Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

giggle threesome

When three hot people spend a significant amount of time giggling together about a shared humorous incident.

We had a giggle threesome reading drunks texts between ourselves the night before.

by SallySue78 January 24, 2018

awesome threesome

TWO awesome people plus ONE loser = the AWESOME THREESOME!
est. O4.O7.O6

awesome ones:
1. Diana
2. Kimberly

the loser:
1. Jessica

"Man, I wish I was in the awesome threesome."

by fiizzazzle August 29, 2008

volcanic threesome

A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma".

A volcanic threesome is if you were to be involved in intercourse with Karen O and Nick Zinner at the same time.

by Le Soph November 9, 2008

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

Gods Threesome

Umm... the opposite of the Devils Threesome :D

Gods Threesome: Three girls doing it? IDK

by TwilightGirl902 June 3, 2009

Neapolitian Threesome

A threesome with 3 people of different races. It's the most coveted of all threesomes.

Jason has a girlfriend who's black and she brought a Mexican chick home from the club. Lucky bastard's first one was a neapolitian threesome.

by holden_067 May 15, 2009