Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
by Yakyelder October 28, 2020
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Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."
by Justin M. Mc February 03, 2010
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Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention
by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014
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Tactical PM

Find the most jazz hands, meaningless, vague, fuckbag buzz word of the day thing - get assigned to it and then shove it in as many peoples faces as possible, convincing them they must adjust their productivity to your new assignment.

Keep communicating to executives as to all the coordination you are doing, while in reality it is just the damage control of others trying to get shit done as you have woven your problem around their axles.
Technician A: “Did you see that PM offload his Zero Trust Architecture delivery on to that team already worked to the bone? The executive are still trying to work out how he delivers so much whilst doing so little”

Technician B: “That’s a Tactical PM in action, full blown operator mode in effect”
by Catbert_the_Sassy March 10, 2023
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Tizzy Tactics

When playing fortnite, aggressively bush camping, not shooting at point blank opponents, and always with no exception landing at tomato town.
by Shush boi May 12, 2018
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Tactical Baptism

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism
by Tall_dweeb June 05, 2018
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