swoll

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.

by The Talented Mr. H August 30, 2012

swollzilla

People with big beefy muscles.

Dude, I'm so sore from working out. I feel like swollzilla!

by I'mTheBest. September 15, 2009

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 16, 2010

SWILF

Subway Work Id Like To Fuck ;)

Amy is such a SWILF!! Well jells!!

by xxManyeWestxx November 14, 2011

SWILF

somebodies wife i'd like to fuck

i know she' married but damn she's a SWILF

by dhpjr October 7, 2011

Swollo Dolo

Get jacked by ya lonseome; throwin' retarded heavy weight up, no spotta.

Thug 1: "Kin we go to the jym latta, niggah?"
Thug 2: "No niggah, break yo self. Iz ridin' SWOLLO DOLO."

by I eat styerohidz October 29, 2010

swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"

by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011