prize swervin

When someone wins a contest and is allotted a prize.. and the person giving this prize doesn't come through with his or her obligation to full fill the awarding of the prize.

Yo I won a pack of beans from the contest thread last month.. and Cali Connect never sent me shit. They be some prize swervin' mother fuckers.

by mdrank April 24, 2014

Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative

This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash

by inner ninja June 18, 2016

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

sweating like a jew

Sweating like a Jew about to go into a concentration camp

He was so afraid the police pulled him over, he started sweating like a Jew.

by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017

swervin'

To act a fool; to act wild or cause chaos. To act as if you've popped a bean.

"Bro were you at that party yesterday when that fight popped off?'
"Yeah bro I was in there swervin' heavy"

by swervebird August 4, 2012

Swervin

originally coined by the christian rapper "Tryp Myne (trip mine) " Swervin means one of 2 things

2 different meanings:
1: to have a sexy and/or curvy body
2: to drive insane, to imply craziness upon

1: Man that girl is swervin!
2: Man that girl has got me swervin!

by In_Famous October 18, 2008