Dual Survival

A television show on Discovery Channel which features two former body-builders cast into survival situations.

Through their survival adventures they realize that despite their manly exteriors, they have deep emotion voids which are only filled when they are together.

dude #1: Should we watch "Brokeback Mountain" tonight?
dude #2: No; Dual Survival is on.

by babarfunk May 15, 2011

Holocaust survivor

Holocaust survivors are people who claim to have survived being gassed.

Just how long can a Holocaust survivor hold their breath for?

by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023

Survivor

(television show) Why the world hates America.

They should make a "world" version of Survivor and just film the people in Syria.

by Nextincarnation May 12, 2013

survival

when you are in the wilderness and you have no food or water, so you are left to rely on jacking off, and drinking the hydrating fluid of your penis commonly called SEMEN. The act of eating your children will give you the strength to continue on your journey.

Bear Grylls has excellent survival instincts

by ilovephillip May 4, 2018

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 15, 2009

survivor guilt

the shame felt at knowing every word to "Eye of the Tiger"

Dude at karaoke I sang Eye of the Tiger and realized I didn't even need to look at the screen! Brought on a huge case of Survivor guilt!

by AmalLokisdottir December 12, 2009

survival games

The Minecraft mini-game parody of Hunger Games. Exactly like the book except you are a tribute and "play" the games.
Minecraft is a indie sandbox game that is currently trending.

"Im going to win the survival games!
-BajanCanadian

by ShadowNecroMacer April 12, 2014