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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.
by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025
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Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
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toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
by ajs85 October 15, 2025
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Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.
Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
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Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
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