smitz'd

to be outdone, outsmarted

hey man, did you see that!!??
yeah! dude, he got smitz'd!!

by jus4phun996 May 13, 2009

Skitzo Delusions

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit

"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."

by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009

shitzbopper

(pronounced: shitzenbopper)

a Canadian name for a person who rings/checks customers out at businesses such as grocery stores.

The shitzbopper slowly rang up all of my groceries.

by ynatt February 24, 2010

Shitzymatic

Its automatically shitty, before the situation even un-vales itself.

"Ah dude the party is gonna be shitzymatic!"

by Te-GUN March 21, 2010

sitzee

Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feet hurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.

That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!

by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 14, 2016

Shitzam

When you turn out what feels like an incredibly large bowel movement and when you look down the toilet it has miraculously disappeared.

Bro my shit just dissapeared on me this morning.
like shitzam and it was gone.

by Pirateunderground June 8, 2017

Slitzle

A slitzle is what the hole on the end of the dick is

"My slitzle hurts"

"He stuck the paintbrush up his slitzle to paint that picture, legit"

by Walnut Feckle-Breach September 7, 2018