stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.

Braman is stat-ensitive.

by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023

Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.

Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.

by inwegothisway March 14, 2025

half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf

James landed a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.

This rex is statted like crazy!!

by Tkob January 19, 2023