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Sploof

Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.
by LaMichael washin'ton December 14, 2010
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spoofer

An idiot or a liar, depending on whether they believe their own nonsense or not.
Most politicians are spoofers.
by thee glitz October 31, 2015
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JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009
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snoof

(verb, trans. intrans.) to kiss like a cat, i.e. to affectionately headbutt someone or something, or to rub the side of your mouth against someone or something.
Rex is such a sweet cat, he always snoofs me hello!

Quit that snoofing, Puss, you're getting in my way!
by Gauri August 19, 2007
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shoof

"Could you shoof the baby while I roll a spliff love?"
by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006
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Snoofy

noun: a snoofy. when someone breathes quickly in and out through their nose, very close to your neck.

verb: to "snoofy" someone- to breathe like this near their neck

*can often be taken sexually although this is not the case*
correct: "man, my mom gave me a snoofy last night! it was so ticklish

incorrect: "yeah, your mom gave me a snoofy too ;)
by wordlogic69 January 19, 2013
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snoofmini

A very short snoof as defined.
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.
Snoof is defined below
Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs
Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.
Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain
Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing
Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network
His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.
I had a snoofmini and think I know the score.

Have a snoofmini for me and tell me the gen.

I would love to be a fly on the wall and have a snoofmini of that.
by ITman August 26, 2007
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