sponge heart

The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.

Dang, that baby smiled at me just now and gave me a mad case of sponge heart.

by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)

He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!

Spongebob Squarepants Mariko Elfen Lied

by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013

SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.

Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

spongebob the musical

A work of art that really shows that anything can be great. Filled with impressions and Plankton rapping.

Dan: Did you go see Spongebob the musical?
Richard: Yeah it was great!

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Sponge Pudding

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

by TreacleJC April 4, 2019

Spongesploff

A word to describe an undescribable word.

"The food is spongesploff!"
"Huh?"
"It means it's undescribable,"
"Oh,"

by SplongesploffPerson June 12, 2021

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007