Definitions by TreacleJC

Hoover Queen 

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”

Hoover Queen by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Yardapolt 

The art of hurling your dog’s shit into your neighbor’s yard.

S: “Honey it’s your turn to yardapolt the dog shit into John’s yard.”

Yardapolt by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

67 

When you are 69ing a chick and she farts twice in your face and you can’t take it anymore.

J: “what happened last night?”
A: “this chick just 67ed me last night and I tapped out and couldn’t handle it.”

67 by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Sponge Pudding 

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

Sponge Pudding by TreacleJC April 4, 2019