speef

the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you

Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone

by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003

spleet

when the tampon is full, and excess resadue leaks from the vagina.

I think I just spleeted, so i need to go change my tampon!

by Loubolts October 19, 2008

Spleesh

1. Needing to go to the toilet.

2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in basketball.

"I need to spleesh"

"BRB I just need to spleesh"

by Jack Patros October 7, 2008

Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

spleen

The internal organ that u will die if you rupture.

therefore concerned occupational health doctors are very stupid towards thee ass-fore-mentioned air-ia

MEG GET OFF OF PETER OR YOU MIGHT RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN!!!!!!!

AND IF YOU RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN HE WILL DIE.

by Slugworth August 30, 2005

Spleen

VB - To be inarguably and ultimately pwned.

Why Reginald, I do believe you have been spleened.

by Gugolpl0x February 8, 2007

Spleen Daddy

One who obsesses with the intricicies of or relating to the spleen.

whoa, Ian smells his own farts.....what a spleen daddy

by Anonymous June 26, 2003