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spank the kitty

For personal hygiene reasons, you should always wash your hands before you spank the kitty.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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Spank Box

Noun

A mental repository of sexual images used for the purpose of helping to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sexual relations.
I was fucking this chic last night and it was so hot that I had to store the images in my Spank Box for later.
by segways August 3, 2007
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Spank the monkey

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018
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Spank, Spank, Push

Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.
She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruted appreciating the fact she knew who's boss.
by Chris Athanas June 12, 2006
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Spank Bank

The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.

*i.e: tittys and ass
A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."
by StringsUp300 April 7, 2008
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spank pile

An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).
Lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen counter and remained stuck for several hours.
by Googly Eye December 4, 2004
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spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.
Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!
by Ultimater September 13, 2012
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