Solar flare

Do not search up solar flare fanart on reddit.
Like, THAT'S NOT EVEN LORE ACCURATE!!
FLOWERS, DO NOT REPRODUCE LIKE THAT!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIBG BEES!
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS!!!!!
i think i have depression now.

Redditor: Solar flare is so hot
Me: I will kill you.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 1, 2019

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022

The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Solar Eclipse 2017

The solar eclipse on August 21, 2017. This was a rare chance to see a total solar eclipse across pretty much the entire United States, and if you looked at it, you could've gotten blind.

That Solar Eclipse 2017 was lit.

by Set Blue 23 March 15, 2018

Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.

Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse

by REAL_Major_Monogram June 1, 2022

The Solar Eclipse

The Solar Eclipse is a sexual move when two men are in intimacy, and one tries to use his penis to block the light from the others eyes, hence the solar eclipse.

Boy 1: Me and my boyfriend did the solar eclipse when we had sex yesterday
Boy 2: Wow that must've been an experience

by AzzyTheSnazzy June 21, 2022