Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

pole smoker

A nickname for a gay male because he loves to suck dick.

Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?

gay fellatio

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

Sugar Shaker

Female ass. used mostly by southerns in america.

Southern Guy: C'mon and bring you Sugar Shaker over here

by Spokesperson of Dank memes August 18, 2015

poser smoker

someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.

"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"

by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009

Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis.

Maneka is such a pole smoker.

by Harry Bagpipe May 14, 2004

Smoker's Cough

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.

Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.

by Greggha June 19, 2008