alt-right showman

Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.

My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.

by Guiding Star January 6, 2018

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Spinning Snowflake Snowman

Cheap snowman toys that little kid degenerates (Known as squeakers) buy for over 500$ when they literally used to cost like 20$ in Walmart, Kmart and other retailers back when they were produced from 2002 to 2010, The same company (Gemmy) now makes stupid remakes of them that SOMETIMES sell for the same price as the older ones on eBay like WTF?!?! You can literally buy one at CVS for like 20$

Squeaker: Hey d00d i just got a spinning snowflake snowman for 1500$!!111!
Me: Bruh

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2021

It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021

Mexican Snowman

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.

Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.

by I am batman. February 3, 2012

snowman

When a guy is getting head, right before he's about to splooge, he pulls outta the girls mouth, jizzes all over her face, and sticks a carrot in her mouth.

Right before he was about to finish, he pulled outta the girls mouth and gave her a snowman.

by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006

Showman

The term Showman is given to a male who, when flaccid, his penis is of average to below average size.
However when erect his penis towers to an above average size

This term is often found amongst descendants of the 'Spicer' family

See:- Spicer

Girl: why is our penis so small?

Boy: Im a showman...

Girl: What does that mean?

Boy: Touch it and find out...

Girl: Holy Shit! Thats the biggest ive seen!

by imimortal March 20, 2009