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Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom
OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish
by Crane_man September 6, 2016
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shitfinity

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.
After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.
by Chuuupa July 23, 2016
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shitching

The act of eating your on feces on an ass hole that you just fucked
"This was so good that I'll shit on your ass and eat all!"
"Oh totally! shitching is the bomb"
by broshitching May 18, 2016
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Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.
"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."
by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016
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Shitbiscut

An exreamly retarded person.
also used as a cuss word.
"He is a shitbiscut."
"Ahh shitbiscut!"
by Dwarf03 November 3, 2016
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Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!
by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017
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Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?
by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018
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