Settling

The point in a woman's life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. Becoming the new Snorlax.

Kyle: Damn, Joe, Anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she's settling down for sure.
Joe: Well yeah we've grown very close these past 2 years.
Kyle: She's grown more than just close my friend.

by VenimusTitan September 13, 2014

Settle the Kettle

To complete the task at hand without fuss.

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.

by Nackal919 August 25, 2011

shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

ICS Settings

Checking these setting's are the first step in troubleshooting all Windows based Operating Systems. Statistically responsible for 98% of all Windows related problems.

Joe: I'm havin' a problem with logging in Active Directory.
Jeremy: Did you check your ICS settings (eye's cross)
Joe: WAT?!
Jeremy: Rebooting calc.exe should fix the issue.

by Mr. WAT May 3, 2008

setty

to be set;ready

Miguel was setty for his chemistry test

by NOWAYYY November 30, 2010

Settling

Your life right now.

You are settling for this mediocricity.

by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

settle gretel

a saying to tell someone to shut up when talking. is very cool because it is rhyming. you can also use, chill bill, or, leave steve. these are all good options.

her: my life is over

me: settle gretel.

by pheoebffsydjm June 23, 2017