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Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section
"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar
by Warfrog November 3, 2012
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Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."
by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008
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meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.
I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.
by teabagger April 3, 2003
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Names Section on Urban Dictionary

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.
No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary
by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017
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Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010
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Sectional Harassment

The act of harassing members of your section in marching band either sexually, racially, by grade level, or just plainly being annoying.
"Hey you stupid freshmen, stay in step"
"Wow, <insert name here> are hot, do you want to play with my skin flute?" These are some examples of sectional harassment.
by j4991 November 11, 2011
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pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.
A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.
by gator27 July 23, 2011
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