Ottawa Senators

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

by OCTranspo November 12, 2008

Ottawa Senators

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.

The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.

by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006

senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

Senara

A fairly decent attractive girl with a black chick attitude but not of the skin color. Usually has a head bop and finger point while talking and smack on gum like a camel. Frequently has a huge head size.

Gabe: Yo that chick definitely just tried to tell me im a mephat. When clearly i have hair.
Josh: Damn what a Senara!!!
Elliott(token black guy): Maan look at that Senara over there!! (late reaction)

by babyhulk May 14, 2010

Senadi

A name of a kind girl who's sweet and pretty and loves obsessing over bands and tv. (Mostly k pop and Korean dramas )

"Hey Senadi! what's up?"

by MEMEBUGGLES December 2, 2017

Senaid

It's the name of a very okay guy. Probably the most okay guy you'll ever meet. So okay that he's never someone's best friend ,only the guy you kind of want to have with you if you coincidentally need another guy in a game of D&D.

Senaid: My name is Senaid.
Jeff: That's actually very okay.
Senaid: Thank.

by SlixoDoxi October 25, 2020