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0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.
*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
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semisemi

A state of the penis that isn't quite a semi, but isn't quite soft. A .25 on the boner scale, if you may.
I got a semisemi from my the thought of my boss naked.
by QWEEFTY November 12, 2017
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Semist

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.
mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!
by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021
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semi-conga

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.
"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
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Semi skilled fuck wit

An extension to defination of "fuck wit". for use at work or other such environment, usually used when a normal fuck wit can't even complete even the most simple of tasks.
Bill "hey ben, shovel that shit onto those roses will ya"
Ben "oh bollocks, sorry Bill got a bit on your shoes there"
Bill " for Christ sake, you really are a semi skilled fuck wit aren't ya"
by Cirrus806 January 7, 2010
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semi-gamer

A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.
- I just finished Portal.

- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --

- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.
by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011
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Semi-Scene

Having 2/4 of scene in ones bloodstream
Kim: "I got kicked in the face by some crowd surfers yesterday"
Alan: "Hah! Thats what you get for being so Semi-Scene!"
by 117275 July 6, 2011
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