an absolute iconic queen who is coming to snatch your wigs with SG2. She is an amazing, talented, and charitable person who deserves all the happiness in the world.
by skinnylegendforever September 30, 2018
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"I can't stand your ex, I'm gonna kick her ass!", said Selena. "Who? There's no one there and why do you insist on being bat shitty crazy?", said her petrified boyfriend of less than 2 weeks.
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Atasnya Mulus Bawahnya Selangkur. Faak!
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Get the selenanotfound1 mug.An American singer and actress who got her start on Disney Channel as Alex in Wizards of Waverly Place.
But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
by aminatariq June 15, 2018
Get the Selena Gomez mug.Selena Quintanilla was an immensely talented, Grammy-winning Tejano singer from Corpus Christi, TX, who learned Spanish phonetically as a teen. She was a rising star in the Latin music world and was about to crossover to the pop mainstream with an English album, when she was gunned down by an obsessed fan at a Corpus Christi Days Inn in March of 1995. Selena was only 23. Jennifer Lopez got her big break portraying Selena in a biopic titled SELENA. Her music continues to sell and thousands of fans still visit her statue and museum in Corpus. She also happens to be Selena Gomez's namesake.
by Lizard_King101 July 15, 2010
Get the Selena mug.A girl born and raised in Texas with career as a singer/actor on Disney Channel. Named the one and only girl on Disney who hasn't gone mad or turned into a complete slut like the others (ex.Miley Cyrus, Cheetah girls, Demi Lovato etc..) Seems perfect, is a good role model and has terrible taste in clothing. 18 years old and is one of Hollywoods #1 and supposingly "cutest" puma (young cougar) due to her sexual relationship with Justin Bieber while they both refuse to admit it. Pictures of her and Justin surfaced on the internet of them out on a walk, holding hands and kissing on a vacation with him feeling up her booty. Even though all of this evidence points to them having a relationship she still claims that they are just "good friends" and that he is like a "little brother" to her. Well, I wouldn't let my brother kiss me and feel my booty anyday, nor would I go around and mak w/ just anybody who I was "just friends" with. Though she's been through 3 relationships that we know about already (Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, David Henrie) I still believe she is an amazing person, but needs 2 watch what she's doing before she AND Justin get all these crazy fan girls mad because of their denial and lies to there fans who they claim to love. BTW she should stick to acting, because her voice isn't that great.
Girl 1:OMG!! Did you see those pics of Justin & Selena!!! STUPID BITCH!!
Girl 2 : I KNOW!! This is worse than Jasmine Whoreleggas who can't close her leggas!! Gosh, I wish Justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.
Girl 1: Tell me about it *sharpens pitchfork* ok sister Biebette, lets go kill Selena Homez.
Bunch of Beliebers: ONWARD!!!!
Girl 2 : I KNOW!! This is worse than Jasmine Whoreleggas who can't close her leggas!! Gosh, I wish Justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.
Girl 1: Tell me about it *sharpens pitchfork* ok sister Biebette, lets go kill Selena Homez.
Bunch of Beliebers: ONWARD!!!!
by heyy_its_another_girl March 6, 2011
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