Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

Screeching Seagull

When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.

"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"

by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009

Screaming Pigeon

Same as a "Screaming pelican," but in the woods instead of the beach, where sand is substituted for dirt, as seen in HBO's True Blood

That vampire Bill Compton gave his gf Sookie The Screaming Pigeon when he came out of the ground and boned her.

by CoachRiley August 5, 2009

screaming vaginas

(expression) ; yelling for attention, shouting for protest or surprise.

Anna and Emily were screaming vaginas towards the group, to gain their full attention.

by Smithy-101 February 18, 2008

House Screaming

You and 4 of your buddies run up to someones house quietly and stand around the house and bang and scream on the outside of the house as loud as you can thus scaring the shit out of them.

old man jenkins was mad that we were throwing the football at his wires, so later that night we gave him a heart attack from a good house screaming.

by David Pearce August 21, 2006

Gray Screening

The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles.

Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble)

Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah?
Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night.
David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me.
Hudson: Yeah, stage nine.

or:

This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me!

by DCaugs March 22, 2011

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011