SCP-096

a 7foot tall black girl who wants to be white very bad, most commonly have a cone head and do a “side eye” downwards

person 1: did you see SCP-096

in the dark last night

person 2: no

by mustachioed June 28, 2023

SCP-1471-A

people are literally making artwork that you can jack off to all based on this one SCP character

Someone out there in the world: *drools and hornily stares at alarming artwork of SCP-1471-A*
1471-A: You disgust me. Don't install my app.

by 7568ino November 19, 2023

SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night

Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"

by Mind/Brand_- July 6, 2022

scp

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by Dr. Rudeth ''Fact'' November 7, 2020

SCP

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.

Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

SCP

SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"

"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"

by panderverse October 28, 2023

SCP

it doesn't exist. never has, and never will. ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶ the SCP Foundation is not real. ̶(̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶R̶I̶G̶H̶T̶ ̶S̶T̶O̶P̶ ̶M̶E̶S̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶D̶A̶M̶N̶I̶T̶)̶

person 1: hey what's an SCP??
person 2: a SC-what now??

by SCP-3NTHUS14ST June 5, 2022