scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

Sandy Larouche

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.

Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.

by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011

Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.

My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.

by Bighuge347 January 16, 2013

Sandy Social

Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.

I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!

by illomen18 September 10, 2012

Scandalmonger

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.

Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!

by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016

Sandy Slave

The name of a female or male specimen that is under your command, and feeds on sand.

Boy 1: yo bro, Karim is totally a sandy slave
Boy 2: yeah he does whatever I say, and eats the sand on the ground
Boy 1: haha what an Egyptian slave

by JuicyFatPigletSlayer May 18, 2017