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Somebody toucha my spaget!
by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018
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When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
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How To Kill Somebody

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me
by The Gulper July 13, 2022
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to mic somebody

To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro
"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"
by TrashOwl April 15, 2024
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Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you

A good response (situationally) to things. It's good it sounds good.
Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI

when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024
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To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.
I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody
by podoutboo April 8, 2024
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